Monday, September 29, 2008

Special Classes for Men!

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?

Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.

Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?

Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.

Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.

Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.

Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.

Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?

Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late.

Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.

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