Similarities...........Lets see

Q:) Whats the similar thing between america's national flag and monica's skirt ?

A:) Both are hoisted by Mr. Clinton.

Ravan Behosh Hogaya................why?

One day Ravan went to a disco


aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya...........


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bcoz it was written on the gate than "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

Ramesh Football

Mother - What's the matter, Ramesh?
Ramesh - I'm bored
Mother - Why don't you go and play football with Mahesh?
Ramesh - I'm tired of kicking him around!!

Hmmmmmmmmm.....

Q:) WHY WAS GANDHIJI WEAK ?

A:) BECAUSE HE WAS THE FATHER OF THE NATION.

Difference

Q:) what is the difference between a cricket fielder and a condom?

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A:) one drops a catch and other catches a drop

Tid-Bits

Q: Whats the similarity between women and tornado?
A: They both blow you and take you house away....


Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and car with them.


One more: "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

How are a woman and a frying pan similar?

Question. How are a woman and a frying pan similar?

Answer. You have to get both of them hot before you put the meat in.