Story of SANTA and BANTA

Once Santa and Banta both were beaten badly and were lying on the hospital beds..here is the conversation between them.

SANTA: oye Banta what happened with you?
BANTA: Yaar I was coming in the bus, with a packet of photographs in my hand, suddenly the packet fell downand I started to recollect the photographs.

SANTA: then what happened?
BANTA: One photo was lying under a woman, I said mam will u please lift your skirt I have to take a photograph, and the whole crowd beat me cruely.

BANTA: But what happened with you?
SANTA: One day when I was on a tour, I lost my whole money so I requested a man to let me stay for the night in his house, but he refused saying that "I have got one grown up daughter so i'm sorry", then I asked another man he also refused saying that " I have got two grown up daughters so i'm sorry", then I knocked the third door and asked "sir do you have any grown up daughter, I have to stay for the night".

Meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.

Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.

Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over US and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed."

All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The Surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"

Santa Funny

Santa was invited to Banta's home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her Jalebi, Honey, Pyaari, Darling, Sweetheart etc. He was impressed, since the couple had been married almost 40 years.

While the wife was in the kitchen, Santa said, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years, you still call bhabhiji those pet names."

Banta hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 10 years ago."

Santa and Banta

Santa and Banta were hanging upside down on a tree.

Sometime later Santa falls down. On hearing the falling sound Banta asks him, "Oye kya hua?"

Santa replies, "Oye yaar, pak gaya tha!"

Please income

Santa got his promotion and becomes an officer in Punjab Government, to keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates.

One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, "Why are you outstanding! Please income."