You are a desi when:

You keep switching your internet service provider because first month is free.

You have a bucket in your bath tub.

You have taken pictures of your car and mailed to your folks back home.

You've bookmarked immigration web pages in your browser.

You have collected enough frequent flier miles for a international trip.

You ask for small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free.

You talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country.

You ask before eating any meat "Is this beef?"

Ravan Behosh Hogaya................why?

One day Ravan went to a disco


aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya...........


Batao kyun?


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bcoz it was written on the gate than "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

KAAM SHAALA TRULY Rang de basanti ishtyle! ....

NO work load
NO work load

apni to kaam-shala masti ki kaam-shala
apni to kaam-shala masti ki kaam-shala

na koi kaam karne wala
na koi appraisal pane wala

apni to kaam-shala masti ki kaam-shala
apni to kaam-shala masti ki kaam-shala

kaisa ye sannata hai…
kaam kyun nahi koi karta hai..

Charo aur machta Shor hai.
har koi kaam chor hai… (Drum beats…)

phokat ki sub khate hai..
mail check kar, chale jate hai..

kuch fwd ki kuch receive ki
jo kaam ki nahi use delete ki.. (Drum beats…)

NO work load
NO work load
NO- NO NO work Load

apni to kaam-shala masti ki kaam-shala
apni to kaam-shala masti ki kaam-shala

Bench per rahane se sikhi humne Makkari
Project ke kam se hogye hum Sarkari

Aakho main ek sapna hai
Amir sub ko banna hai

Kaam na karne ki humari Aadat ha
i Yahi to humari asli Daulat hai.

NO work load
NO work load
apni to kaam-shala
masti ki kaam-shala
apni to kaam-shala
masti ki kaam-shala

The Driving Test

A Indian girl goes to take her driving test...she has studied very hard for this test. When she comes home from taking the test her friend asked her how she did on the test....

The Indian girl answered: Well the officer said I did very well, but I still don't understand why he gave me an "F" on gender.......

Indian Election: Application Form

Name of Candidate: _______________________

Present Address
Name of Jail: _______________________
Cell Number: ________________________
(If not in Jail, attach proof of illegally occupied residence)


Political Party: _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological Order)

Sex : [ ]

Male
Female
Mayawathi


Nationality : [ ]

Italian
Indian
(if Indian attach attested copy of ration card, police certificate, passport, birth-certificate, electricity bill, phone bill and local goondas NOC. If Non-indian just Check box A)


Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
Defected
Expelled
Bought out
None of above
All of above


Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
To make money
To escape court trial
To grossly misuse power
To serve the public
I have no clue

(if you choose "D,- attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recogonised Government Psychiatrist)

How many years of public service experience do you possess ? [ ]
1-2 yrs
2-6yrs
6-15yrs
15+yrs


Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

How many years have you spent in Jail ? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8)
1-2 years
2-6 years
6-15 years
15+years


Are you involved in any financial scams ? [ ]
Why not
Of Course
Definitely
I deny it all
see a foreign hand


What is your Annual Corruption Income ? [ ]
100-500 Crores
500-1000 Crores
Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)


Do you have any developmental plans for the country in mind? [ ]
No
No
No
No


Describe in space provided, your achievements :
Thumb Impresssion of candidate


Mera Bharat Mahan

Just Imagine......

Laloo's (desi) personal computer!



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The Logon Screen




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The Start Menu



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Windows Famous Error Messages



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The Shutdown screen!

Santa and Banta

Santa and Banta were hanging upside down on a tree.

Sometime later Santa falls down. On hearing the falling sound Banta asks him, "Oye kya hua?"

Santa replies, "Oye yaar, pak gaya tha!"

Simple Truth

Wife: Suna hai swarg mein husband-wife ko sath nahi rahene dete hai. Aaisa kyu?

Husband: Are pagli, isi liye to use Swarg kehte hai...!