The Beer Festival

After the Great Beer Festival in London, all the brewery bosses decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey senor! I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender serves him.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, "Give me a Coke."

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery bosses look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Kingfisher?"

"Well," says the Kingfisher Brewery Boss, "if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I!"

Vijay Mallaya... The King of Good Times!